This is so much fun that I couldn't resist another find. This time, it's.......Insomnia.
difficulty falling asleep
waking often/trouble falling back to sleep
waking up too early
feeling tired upon waking
...and representing the pharmacological geniuses this time is Ambien :
Ambien has 3 levels of side effects: common, infrequent, and rare. I, however, prefer NONE.
Common Side Effects:
pretty easy, here...just hiccups. whew!
Infrequent Side Effects:
Problems with Eyesight
Urinary Tract Infection
Loss of Memory
Sensation of Spinning or Whirling
Feel Like Throwing Up
Not Feeling Well
Rare Side Effects:
Abnormally Low Blood Pressure
Chronic Trouble Sleeping
Life Threatening Allergic Reaction
Reaction due to an Allergy
Easily Angered or Annoyed
Taking Habit Forming Drugs
Extreme Sense of Well Being
Perform Complex Natural behaviors while Asleep
Acute Infection of the Nose, Throat or Sinus
Cannot Focus Thoughts
Loss of Appetite
Heart Throbbing or Pounding
Wow...just...WOW. I think I'll stick with a shot of vodka or three.