This is so much fun that I couldn't resist another find. This time, it's.......Insomnia.
Insomnia symptoms:
difficulty falling asleep
waking often/trouble falling back to sleep
waking up too early
feeling tired upon waking
...and representing the pharmacological geniuses this time is Ambien :
Ambien has 3 levels of side effects: common, infrequent, and rare. I, however, prefer NONE.
Ambien Oral:
Common Side Effects:
pretty easy, here...just hiccups. whew!
Infrequent Side Effects:
Depression
Confused
Nightmares
Double Vision
Problems with Eyesight
Dry Mouth
Indigestion
Urinary Tract Infection
Joint Pain
Muscle Pain
Drowsiness
Loss of Memory
Sensation of Spinning or Whirling
Dizzy
Head Pain
Feel Like Throwing Up
Throwing Up
Diarrhea
Stomach Cramps
Feeling Weak
Not Feeling Well
DAAAAAMNNN!!!
Rare Side Effects:
Feeling Restless
Problem Behavior
Abnormally Low Blood Pressure
Hallucination
Chronic Trouble Sleeping
Rash
Life Threatening Allergic Reaction
Giant Hives
Reaction due to an Allergy
Easily Angered or Annoyed
Falling
Taking Habit Forming Drugs
Extreme Sense of Well Being
Perform Complex Natural behaviors while Asleep
Acute Infection of the Nose, Throat or Sinus
Cannot Focus Thoughts
Low Energy
Uncoordinated
Loss of Appetite
Heart Throbbing or Pounding
Nervous
Anxious
Wow...just...WOW. I think I'll stick with a shot of vodka or three.
Have fun!
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