Comparison #1: Hay Fever vs. Claritin Oral.
Hay Fever Yeah, the runny nose and sneezing suck. The bleary eyes and congestion irritate the shit out me...but...check out what lovely diversions Clearitin offer to keep your mind occupied as the drug companies upgrade their corporate jets...
Side effects of Claritin Oral:
Problems with Eyesight
Ringing in the Ears
Dryness of the Nose
An Increase in the Thickness of Lung Secretions
Difficult or Painful Urination
yeah, we rule. f**k mother natrure. I love being confused and gaining weight--no more runny nose...
* keep in mind absolutely not a doctor--nor do i play one on tv. i just am so f**king tired of prescription drug commercials. Grrrrr!